Monday, December 31, 2012

2012 Playoff Predictions



I want to say that the two losers of the NFC and AFC Championships last year (49ers and Ravens) will be in the Superbowl, simply because it felt like both of those teams lost in a rip-off way in 2011.  The 49ers had those fumbles on the punts and the Ravens had a cheap call go against them in the endzone and their kicker missed the FG to win the game. Plus, the whole "rematch" effect of Giants-Patriots was too high, and they had already sold the Harbaugh Bowl during Thanksgiving 2011.

So, this year reminds me of 2002, where the two teams that lost the 2001 AFC and NFC Championships over some B.S. (Raiders and Buccaneers) kinda got the "free-pass" to the Superbowl in 2002.  Consider the 2001 "Tuck Rule" game that sent the Patriots to the Superbowl to boost the country's morale after 9-11.  Consider how close the Rams-Buccaneers game was (10-6), and a call late in the game could've sent the Bucs to the Superbowl.  It seemed like the NFL was still giddy over "The Greatest Show on Turf" and did not want to see brothaman Shaun King or black coach Tony Dungy that year in the Superbowl.  Notice the next year, with a white quarterback and a white coach, the Bucs were in the Superbowl with Gruden and Brad Johnson.  (I'm just playin, but at that period of time, Mike Tomlin, Lovie Smith, and Tony Dungy had not been in a Superbowl.)

With all of that said, as I look at the way this post-season matchups will play out, it looks like the Superbowl will be the following two teams

AFC = Patriots
NFC = Falcons

Here is how I came to that conclusion:

Seahawks were 8-0 at home and 3-5 on the road.  They'll host the first round, and probably win against a beat up Redskins team, but after that, the magic ends when they hit the road in Atlanta.

Texans, Bengals, Ravens, Packers are not what the media want to sell.  They've already sold us those storylines.  These teams are already eliminated in my book.

 Since Adrian Peterson did not beat Dickerson's record, the Vikings are eliminated in my book.

1st round: Texans beat Bengals and go on to play Patriots, and Patriots mop the floor again with the Texans.

Colts beat Ravens and go for what the media wants and that is Andrew Luck vs Peyton Manning.  Luke Skywalker lost to Darth Vader in the first match up, and that is what happens here.  Broncos win.  And you have Broncos Patriots - the match made in heaven.

 NFC.  1st Round - Seahawks beat Redskins, lose to Atlanta in 2nd round.  Packers beat Vikings, lost to 49ers in San Fran.  Falcons play 49ers at home and win.

 Patriots - Falcons.

The rookies: Andrew Luck (Colts), RG3 (Redskins), Russell Wilson (Seahawks) - they definitely want to sell us that.  If they could line up Luck vs RG3 in the Superbowl they would have a forever feather tickling their hinies forever. "The Rookie Bowl".  Unlikely to happen.  (but they would love it.)

 The 49ers have enough drama and storylines with their quarterback situation that the media could enjoy selling them, but ever since the 49ers switched to Colin Kaepernick, the 49ers have fallen out of favorite with the media. The 49ers are like the guy you caught beating off in the bathroom, everyone just kinda stays away and shys away and doesn't want to talk about it anymore.

   The world wants the Rookies.  Unfortunately for this reality, the Redskins play the Seahawks in the Wildcard first round.  So one of the two will be eliminated right off the bat.  And the Seahawks seem to only win at home.  Seahawks, as a wildcard team won't play any games at home except in the wildcard round.  Seahawks chances look slim.  Redskins are beat up.  The road to the Superbowl goes through Atlanta.  They have the first round bye.  They have home field advantage.  Falcons are looking like the favorite.  The media likes selling us Matt Ryan and their coach and Tony Gonzales, the aging wonder.  But two of their starters got injured.  Falcons paid the same price the Saints and Eagles played all of those years - great records, getting to playoffs and falling short.  It's the Falcons turn.  Matt Ryan has played all of the politics, kissed every ring, done everything to get his Falcons into the Superbowl.  I don't want to see the Falcons in the Superbowl .... oh ... maybe it will be a repeat of 1998 - Broncos Falcons, and just as Elway retired after beating Falcons, Manning will too?

 I used to say it would be Patriots-49ers, but looking at the logistics of the games, it looks like it will be Patriots-Falcons.  The Falcons are almost a lock for the NFC.  Broncos or Patriots are a lock for the AFC.

 But I do recognize the Seahawks as being the hottest team in the NFL, but they would have to go 3 more games against all odds, without home field advantage.

They certainly want to sell us Peyton Manning, but Peyton Manning is aging, and if they could sell us Andrew Luck, they could sell us a product for 16 more years, whereas this would likely be Manning's last stand.  I'm not sure how they're weighing their wager.  Long term or short term.

 We can assume they will ensure that The Patriots play The Broncos for the AFC Championship game.  Manning vs Brady. The game is in Denver.  It will be cold.  I think Tom Brady is more equipped for the cold weather than Manning.  Manning played in a dome all of those years.  Brady played in the snow.  I think the Patriots go all the way.

Of course, something unpredictable could happen like Ray Lewis coming back from injury and harnessing his Tim Tebow Powers to will the Ravens to victory.

Friday, December 7, 2012

Brady Quinn - 132.1 QB Rating - AFC Offensive Player of the Week


WTF: (5th year backup QB)????????
On NFL.COM home page, this graphic appears: Look who is the very first picture. Not Adrian Peterson, not Tony Romo ….. Brady Quinn.

On Google, if you just type in the word “Brady” is your first auto-fill result “Brady Quinn” Mine is.



Contrast that with a real legend like John Elway, and Elway is only pulling less than 5 Million




  • My buddy rebutted “He’s more relevant now (in 2012) than John Elway is. 
  •  I hope everyone sees this laughable quote. “Brady Quinn is relevant.”
  • Elway is still relevant. They show Elway at least 3 times per Broncos game. 
  • Elway got rid of both Quinn and Tebow.
  • I guess I haven’t kept you in the loop about Brady Quinn.
  • They’ve ran stories on Brady Quinn on front page NFL.com when he was 3rd String last year. 
  •  When have you ever seen a story about a 3rd string quarterback during the regular season? (besides maybe when Steve Bono, Steve Young and Joe Montana were all on the same team)
  • NFL.com would run stories on how great of a boyfriend Brady Quinn is to his girlfriend.
  • All I’m saying is, 28 million results for a 2nd-3rd string quarterback who has 12 starts in 5 years.
  • Feel free to keep the Brady Quinn discussion going though because, after 5 years, it’s still hilarious.
  • They have his picture FIRST in that lineup.
  • If Brady Quinn does anything remotely newsworthy, he’s headlining NFL.COM.
  • Sometime’s they’ll have his picture in two locations on the page. 11747 results for Brady Quinn on NFL.COM.
  • 11747 results!!!! He has only been in the NFL for 1,825 calendar days. He played for Notre Dame a total of 1,460 days. So he’s averaging 6.4 articles written by NFL.COM about him per day. Brady F’n Quinn, a 2nd-3rd string QB.



Contrast that with Ted Ginn Jr, from the same draft class, has 3199 results on NFL.COM. Calvin Johnson, the 2nd overall pick of 2007 has 16644 results. JaMarcus Russell, the 1st overall pick has 3514 results.
Google Search Results:
Brady Quinn = 28 million
Aaron Rodgers = 25.9 million (Super Bowl Champion)
Eli Manning = 14.3 million (2 Time Super Bowl Champion)
Ben Roethlisberger – 13 million (2 time Super Bowl Champion, Rapist)
Kurt Warner – 4.7 million (2 time Super Bowl Champion)
Drew Brees = 22.7 million (Super Bowl Champion)
Matt Schaub – 4.6 million (best record in AFC)
Matt Ryan – 171 Million !!!!!!!!!
Tim Tebow – 48 million
Tom Brady = 57.4 million (3 time Super Bowl Champion, 2 time SB loser, 2 Supermodels pregnant)
Mark Sanchez – 75.4 million (lost AFC Championship 2 years in a row, benched for 3rd string QB no one heard of)




4 Reasons this is the case: (my buddy rebutted this to me)
1. He's a Domer.
2. He's more relevant now (in 2012) than John Elway is.
3. Chicks dig him because he's cute.
4. He had a decent game last week (82% completion rating).


Screenshot of NFL.com showing two separate Brady Quinn images on the same front page!!  See if you ever see any starting NFL player get pictured TWICE on the front page of NFL.COM !




Links to the Brady Quinn: Best Boyfriend Ever Articles: (the quantity is ridiculous)
Brady Quinn's girlfriend

Brady Quinn Vs The World (2011)
Chad Henne – 3 year starting QB = 1.8 million results.
Brady Quinn – 3 starts in entire 5 year career = 3.2 million.
John Elway – NFL Immortal Legend and Quinn’s boss = 3 million
Philip Rivers BARELY beats Brady Quinn with 3.4 million results. Rivers has thrown 142 touchdowns. Brady Quinn has thrown 10.
Joe Montana, 4 time superbowl champion has 3 million.
Troy Aikman, 3 time superbowl champion has 2.5 million.

Screen shot proof of Google Search results.





Brady Quinn's EAS Commercials.

The only reason Brady Quinn is allowed, is because of the epic speech he gave at Notre Dame.





http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-videos/0ap2000000051887/Quinn-38-yard-TD-to-Horne
Quinn has moved up to #2 on the Chiefs depth chart. Matt Cassel better watch out.
Quinn's mechanics on this throw are almost as awful as Tim Tebow's.